mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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