i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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