i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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