I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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