Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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