I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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