Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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