I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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