Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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