somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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