quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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