I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Randomize
