What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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