i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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