grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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