I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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