only if we run a train.
done.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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