Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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