absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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