YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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