You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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