Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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