All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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