white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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