he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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