Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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