You made me cry and you don't even care
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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