He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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