Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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