he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
