It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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