she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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