were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
