Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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