He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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