out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
