I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
4 words: hood of his car
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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