ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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