two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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