i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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