I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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