The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is Oprah even human
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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