i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
do nipples grow back?
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