So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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