I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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