I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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