Ambien. No doubt about it.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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