I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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