Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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