Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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